"You wanna start something, tough guy?"

I'm Not from Jersey. My Hair Isn't Enough

Quirky Doesn't Even Begin to Describe It

I'm In Need of Some Bad Medicine

Fiction: Very Slightly Off Balance

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

I Can't Guarantee You Won't Be Arrested

The Key to Living in New Jersey

Poetry Corner: Something's Fishy

Stuff That You Didn't Even Want to Know

Stuff That Doesn't Suck Like a Hoover

Erica's Rules for Dating: The Saga Continues

Part 3

Be absolutely sure that he's not evil. This is kind of a tall order and may involve the help of a psychic or maybe an Ouiji board.

But it is a very important step that should not be skipped at all costs. It's advisable to do this before you meet his mother.