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Words, Words, Words a.k.a.,
the stuff inside Nirvana and noodles in aisle nine Scary but true tales from the toilet Would the real Erica please stand up? Diary of a slave to New Jersey Transit The best import since the Camry Solitaire only looks sweet and innocent Seen and heard: Nifty stuff in the news Stuff that rocks just like Lenny Kravits I have no business giving dating advice |
Erica's Rules For Dating When you first meet a young man, check out his teeth. They don't have to be gleaming white, but insist that all of them are in his head somewhere. |